PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWAH!

Nora: *Picks up lamp* What the heck is this old thing? Some kind of teapot? Some weird instrument for drugs or somethin'? *Examines it closer and begins to rub the dust off of it*

Batboy:*stretches and yawns casually at first, then notices the amazed little lamb in front of him and folds his arms with a frown* Why have you summoned me and disturbed my slumber?

Nora: o-o Homana homana homana homana homana...

Batboy: *picks up her jaw with one of his huge fingers* IIII'm just pulling your leg, kid. I'm not going to hurt you. I can't. Its against "Da Rulez". *air quotes and mocks the genie rule book*

Nora: Woooooow....a genie....

Batboy: Yep. *flexes muscles* In the flesh! Or....uh, whatever I'm made of. Smoke? Spirit? I don't know.

Nora: A really reeeeeeally hot genie....

Batboy: Yeeeeah.... ^^" *starts to feel uncomfortable* Alright, so I'm going to lay down the rules. You have 3 wishes tops. So don't blow em like an idiot, because I can't "redo" them. Get it? Got it? Good. No wishing for anyone to come back from the dead, fall in love or be killed. Blah blah blah... I'm sure you've seen Aladdin before.

Nora: *Nods*

Batboy: Good! *claps his hands together and rubs them eagerly.* So we can get this over with quick then. *cracks his knuckles and wiggles his fingers, preparing to do some magic*

Nora: About them rules...!

Batboy: Eehhh yep?

Nora: Any of them say anything about being penalized for not wishing for anything at all. Ya know, just -KEEPING- the bottle?

Batboy: Uhhhhh............. *puts on glasses and conjures the genie rule book. Flips through it and finds.........nothing* >:\ *mutters* That's odd.

Nora: I'm waiting.

Batboy: *begins to sweat* Yeah, yeah. I know. Don't pressure me, lil girl.

Nora: *files her nails*

Batboy: C'mon, c'mon.... Its gotta be in here somewhere....

Nora: *evil grin slowly grows upon her face* >:3

Batboy: *closes book* ^^" Eh..... hehe... C-can I use your internet by any chance?

Nora: >83 NOPE! *laughs like a maniac!!*

Batboy: ;-; mother.

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Say hello (for probably the umpteenth time in my gallery) to my not-so-little-friend CastBow-chicka-wow-wow! AKA, the reason why I'm about ta throw my lil pink ass into a time machine and ACE ALL my damn Spanish classes!!! AWOOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Goes bonkers like the Tex Avery Wolf!!!*

LOOK AT DIM MUSCLES!!! LOOK AT DIM COLORS!!!!!! LOOK AT DIM ABBZZEZZZESSSS!!!!

*foams at the mouth and shivers* X3 OH YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Batboy:*from inside the genie bottle* OH NO!!!!!!!

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I'm just kidding. CastBound and I are friends. I wouldn't just keep him jammed in a bottle like that. ^^

Or....would I? >w<

*This pic has been approved of by the BatLord himself!*

OH! And here's the song/style that I imagine him singing in if CastBound were to be kind enough as to preform a song like a "good genie" for a little sheep girl like me! >w< : www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVa16y…